Steal a Brainrot August 1, 2026 Update: 2 New Resume Brainrots and Craft Machine Removed
Noo my Resume and Yess my Resume are the two new brainrots in the August 1 update. There is no new fusion content, the old Craft Machine is gone, and its replacement is planned for next week.
The August 1, 2026 Steal a Brainrot update is now live as a regular Saturday release. This week's change list is focused: Noo my Resume and Yess my Resume are the two new brainrots, the previous Craft Machine has been removed, and its replacement is planned for next week. There is no new fusion content in today's update.
August 1 Update at a Glance
| Change | Status today | What players should know |
|---|---|---|
| Noo my Resume | New | One of the two new brainrots in the August 1 update |
| Yess my Resume | New | One of the two new brainrots in the August 1 update |
| Fusion content | None added | No new fusion content went live in this update |
| Previous Craft Machine | Removed | The old machine is no longer the active crafting route |
| New Craft Machine | Not active yet | The replacement is expected to go live next week |
Two New Resume Brainrots
Noo my Resume and Yess my Resume are the only two new brainrots confirmed for this update. At publication time, reliable rarity, cost, income, recipe, and obtain-method details have not been published, so those fields are intentionally not estimated here.
No New Fusion Content Today
This is not a fusion update. No new fusion machine, fusion recipe set, or fusion-only brainrot went live on August 1. Players should not treat speculation about a future machine as an active crafting route.
Old Craft Machine Removed, New Machine Next Week
The previous Craft Machine has been removed. A new machine is planned for next week's update, but it is not active today. Until the replacement goes live, avoid pricing materials around unconfirmed recipes or promised outputs.
When value and demand data become available, use the Steal a Brainrot trading calculator to compare both sides before accepting a trade involving either Resume brainrot.
FAQ
How many new brainrots are in the August 1 update?
There are two: Noo my Resume and Yess my Resume.
Did the August 1 update add new fusion content?
No. No new fusion content went live in this update.
What happened to the old Craft Machine?
The previous Craft Machine was removed in the August 1 update.
Is the new Craft Machine active now?
No. The replacement machine is expected next week and is not active today.
If the SAB item you want is hard to find through regular trades, you can also check the LOLGA Steal a Brainrot Shop. Before buying, confirm the exact brainrot, mutation, and traits so the listing matches what you expect.
Last updated: August 1, 2026.